Hardcore Nerdcore Punk Rock

by Rhythm Bastard

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    Including songs from the albums "Bastardmania", "Status Quo Radio", "Dino Hunter MD: The Sound Track", and songs that have made the rounds long before the refinement of your favorite nerdcore punk rock face melting maverick. Re-recorded, remixed and remastered, this is an anthology of nerdcore music from the past decade that shouldn't be missed.

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I was your indie darling, Babyface Prince Charming Grabbing on the brass ring, Our tag team was everything Then you went and turned heel Said what we had wasn't real Because of your little deal The title that was our to steal Worth five times more than the pain you made me feel You said our time didn't suck, but you chose business over pleasure Still I'm gonna wish you the best of luck Upon your future endeavor I kept your ass out of the muck, But you got scared over stormy weather Still I'm gonna wish you the best of luck Upon your future endeavor You said his talent's Triple A An excuse to throw me away All the little game you play Will bite you in the ass one day Now you're on the marquee He said he'll take you overseas Next time you're facing me you're gonna need some surgery When I put you down for the 1 2 3 You said our time didn't suck, but you chose business over pleasure Still I'm gonna wish you the best of luck Upon your future endeavor I kept your ass out of the muck, But you got scared over stormy weather Still I'm gonna wish you the best of luck Upon your future endeavor In spite of what you did to me, I'll break out of that shell Gonna strut down the runway You'll have no chance in hell You'll have no chance in hell (x4) You said our time didn't suck, but you chose business over pleasure Still I'm gonna wish you the best of luck Upon your future endeavor I kept your ass out of the muck, But you got scared over stormy weather Still I'm gonna wish you the best of luck Upon your future endeavor
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Hey, let’s go turn on the Status Quo That’s all that you need to know Music and news sure to cure your blues Comin’ out your stereo Everything’s fine in this radio time And we got what you want to hear It’s what going down in your city or town, There’s no need to fear. Get ready for the ride, no matter what you’re side Whether it’s RED or BLU We got your kind of style so hands off that dial Yeah you know what to do The only game in town so we’re gonna party down Lift you up to the sky before you hit the ground. Everything’s fine when it’s radio time It’s Status Quo Radio Status Quo Status Quo Radio Radio Status Quo Status Quo Radio Hey, let’s go! The number one station for all your information Dominiating airwaves We got you’re solution if you’re thinking revolution, Don’t be a mainstream slave It’s all OK in your radio stay Without worry or strife If you’ve had it rough, we’re dealing in the fluff The DJ’s gonna save your life All our best guys will never tell no lies And the music rock’s and rolls With our top 40 hits and no bullshit, Just let us take control. The only game in down so we’re gonna party down Lift you up to the sky before you hit the ground. Everything’s fine when it’s radio time It’s Status Quo Radio Status Quo Status Quo Radio Radio Status Quo Status Quo Radio Hey, let’s go! Status Quo Status Quo Radio Radio Status Quo Status Quo Radio Hey, let’s go!
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Up all night, getting ready to fight Seattle's Best pumping through your veins The next day, you're gonna play You gotta study and you gotta train A man's worth can't be found in a book But it wouldn't hurt to take a look Do your best! Ace the test! Get em right! Win the fight! Don't stay down you're the best around Now kick some ass and go pass the class Put time in if you want to win The boxing match or exam At the end of the day, you're gonna play Go on and fight like you give a damn Your spirit is hanging on a ledge Get ready to brace for carnage Do your best! Ace the test! Get em right! Win the fight! Don't stay down you're the best around Now kick some ass and go pass the class Maslo don't you forget to sweep the leg and take those Russians down a peg Do your best! Ace the test! Get em right! Win the fight! Don't stay down you're the best around Now kick some ass and go Don't stay down you're the best around Now kick some ass and go Do your best! Ace the test! Get em right! Win the fight! Save the day! Get in the paly! Get your degree for you and me! Don't stay down you're the best around Now kick some ass and go pass the class
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Cliffhanger 03:10
Hanging' off cliff, spirits on a ledge You bought the whole seat, you're only getting the edge. Finger's slip, grip is fading fast, As I start to fall into the crevasse In a sticky spot your hero's in trouble In the end will my hand burst from the rubble, But we gotta stop, I know it's rude 'Cause our show might not even get renewed We're on a cliffhanger I guess it's over for now And it's a head banger What's gonna happen and how Maybe it'll finish in the next season Screen has cut to black but don't stop believin' Questions through my mind Cause I don't want to wait around for Part 2 If I make it in time, I'll sing this song Unless I was already dead all along Blood pumps to the sound with a kill to a view, What to do when I ponder who shot who Do I hit the ground, will I survive and why? I hope I miss the Earth and am able to fly We're on a cliffhanger I guess it's over for now And it's a head banger What's gonna happen and how Maybe it'll finish in the next season Screen has cut to black but don't stop believin' Cliffhanger I guess it's over for now And it's a head banger What's gonna happen and how Maybe it'll finish in the next season Screen has cut to black but don't stop believin'
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I’ve seen the future, and it is me First one to leave my town and join university, I’m ready to solve any problems I might face. I control progress for the whole human race Look at me, I got my PHDs, I see good things coming our way Turn on the set my baby now, cause I’m here to stay Don’t you worry our head, Cause I’ll make both our ways I’m just happy being alive in these radio days I can build a better world for you and me, Just have a little faith in me and my machines Just don’t ask me about beauty or Plato Cause Philosophy I sure as hell don’t know Look at me, I got my PHDs, I see good things coming our way Turn on the set my baby now, cause I’m here to stay Don’t you worry our head, Cause I’ll make both our ways I’m just happy being alive in these radio days
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Thrash Panda 03:06
Lil’ Raccoon, picking through trash on a sticky summer night Came upon a Fender strat, with the strings would nice and tight He felt a mighty something when picked it with his claw And when he hit a power chord the town just stared in awe Found a studded jacket and a worn out pair of Vans Cranked real loud in his garage, not giving a da- amn You can hear him cross the town on his old Marshall stacks He won’t give you rabies, but he’ll give you anthrax Thrash Panda! Thrash Panda! (x4) Got a rabbit on the drums, a hyena on the bass Now thrash panda’s got a band, set to rock some face Speeding down to the club in a van his uncle stole Made it there just in time to play some rock and roll Everyone is out of tune, the stage almost collapsed Still thrash panda cranks it up, and now they’re kicking some ass A mosh pit opens up and the crowd cannot be tamed Bodies mashed from wall to wall calling his name Thrash Panda! Thrash Panda! (x4) Now he’s touring ‘round the world, Guitar in his tail People come from miles away, just to see him wa- ail You can hear him cross the town on his old Marshall stacks He won’t give you rabies, but he’ll give you anthrax Thrash Panda (x4)
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Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a pretty big deal with a stocked trophy shelf. Son of a whore and a punk from the South side I used my legs cause I never had a ride Tried going to the major leagues But they said they didn’t have a place for me Now my whole town has gone to shit, The only thing left to do was enlist. I don’t give a damn ‘bout the minor offenses, Cause tonight I’m swingin’ for the fences I’m a force of nature comin’ your way Like the Red Sox on opening day. All I wanna do is hit that and fight ‘Cause this kid sure as hell ain’t all right. Screwin’ up and fightin’ just for fun I don’t have to worry cause I can always run Corprate leaders fighting over my soul Only point being complete control. TV said I should rebel against the man when he gives me all my energy in a can. Still got my bat, yeah it’s all I need. Now I go by mercenary creed. At least it’s better than a 9 to 5 I’m getting high on just staying alive I don’t give a damn ‘bout the minor offenses, Cause tonight I’m swingin’ for the fences I’m a force of nature comin’ your way Like the Red Sox on opening day. All I wanna do is hit that and fight ‘Cause this kid sure as hell ain’t all right. Screwin’ up and fightin’ just for fun I don’t have to worry cause I can always run (GUITAR SOLO) I don’t give a damn ‘bout the minor offenses, Cause tonight I’m swingin’ for the fences I’m a force of nature comin’ your way Like the Red Sox on opening day. All I wanna do is hit that and fight ‘Cause this kid sure as hell ain’t all right. Screwin’ up and fightin’ just for fun I don’t have to worry cause I can always run
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F-R-I D-A-Y Night Magic! (x4) Well Saturday night’s alright for fightin, But Friday’s when I like to throw down Roll up my sleeves it’ll be a breeze, As it is when I hit the town My friends are all here and we have convoke In a magical gathering totally dope, Well it’s Friday Night, I got my eyes on the prize! Walkin’ the plains hunting bigger game, And the outcome’s gonna be tragic They say I’m cursed but it’s the multiverse and we all want a piece of the magic! F-R-I D-A-Y Night Magic! (x4) Pull up to a table whenever you’re able and get out whatever’s been brewed The mana flows when I’m with my bros Wheteher we’re flooded or screwed A sliver or a shard from up at the bar And a little peek at my brand new card Are ya willin’ to trade, Cause I’m willin’ to play! Walkin’ the plains hunting bigger game, And the outcome’s gonna be tragic They say I’m cursed but it’s the multiverse and we all want a piece of the magic! F-R-I D-A-Y Night Magic! (x4) I set the Standard for the Modern man, My Legacy in Vintage condition A tabletop Commander who’s got the plan Even with limited options I’m going home a winner there’s no doubt It’s the final bout and we’re all tapped out When the buzzer sounds We want one more round! Walkin’ the plains hunting bigger game, And the outcome’s gonna be tragic They say I’m cursed but it’s the multiverse and we all want a piece of the magic! F-R-I D-A-Y Night Magic! (x4)
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BOLAS: And so, it begins Your God-Pharoh has arrived You've all scurried like obedient little insects The Hour of Devastation is at hand! BASTARD: A reckoning approaches The gates open to my new era My laughter echoes No one will hear your cries Every dream is a nightmare Behold my grandeur Bow your allegiance to true power CHORUS: May his return come quickly And we found worthy! BASTARD: This is what glory looks I'm starting to enjoy myself Pain is an illusion The dunes smell spilled blood The soul of this world is gone And I will kill it again What's yours is mine This world belongs to me CHORUS: May his return come quickly And we found worthy! BOLAS: For you, the day Bolas came to your plane Was the most important day of your life But for me, it was Tuesday I have created entire worlds And extinguished twice as many BASTARD: Power without equal Because I've willed it The mighty will fall There is no refuge My forces are endless Pay tribute to me When will you learn? Know evil CHORUS: May his return come quickly And we found worthy! May his return come quickly And we found worthy!
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Wake up every morning looking for a little mayhem, Fall asleep to police sirens and bedlam It’s all part of the plan before it’s up in flames Limping on a peg leg and other run Droppin’ bombs and causing misery for fun One night with me is anything but tame Revved up and ready to roll, Clock’s tickin’ I’m about to blow! Fire in the hole (Fire In The hole!) x4 C’mon baby let’s go! Fire in the hole (Fire In The hole!) x4 C’mon baby let’s roll! Hittin’ 90 on my fifth shot of whiskey Night is young and you’re looking good to me What do ya say we blow this joint? Move it hard like we’re moving up the payload Body’s pounding I feel I’m gonna explode If you catch my drift, you’ll get my point Revved up and ready to roll, Clock’s tickin’ I’m about to blow! Fire in the hole (Fire In The hole!) x4 C’mon baby let’s go! Fire in the hole (Fire In The hole!) x4 C’mon baby let’s roll! Buy the ride, take the trip, Like a buzzbomb from Pasadena, Let ‘er rip! SOLO Fire in the hole (Fire In The hole!) x4 C’mon baby let’s go! Fire in the hole (Fire In The hole!) x4 C’mon baby let’s roll!
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High Noon 03:20
Shells fall as I’m slumped against the wall Cause the diner broke out in yet another brawl Settled down, the waitress came around and said “Son don’t you think you should a-mosey out of town?” Killed m’ coffee, slumped off the floor, And before the cops came stumbled out the back door Feelin’ fine, found an old pal o’ mine, Said “You’re under arrest, put your hands to the sky” Bounty’s on your head, and I took out your goons, You’re gonna seem soon, It’s high noon Sun burns, but another dollars earned, As m’ six-shooter tells me my luck is gonna turn Cause I’m the best gunman in the west Til a 45 hits me right in the chest Feel sick, but my guns hammer kicks Now he’s face down bleedin’ on Route 66 On m’ back, grabbed my bloody hole Now the clock’s tickin’ down til the Reaper takes my soul Breeze across my face Out here in the dunes Momma I’ll see you soon, It’s high noon And I’m beggin’ for mercy, cause I’ll die in the dunes So you better come soon, It’s high noon Like a bolt of lightning, I’m back to life I hear from the heavens “Heroes Never Die” My angel flies away, I hope to see her soon Til then it’s the saloon, It’s high noon
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Trans women are women, trans man are men And I'll break your fucking skull if I say it again Because Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists Are Secret White Supremacists and they can eat shit Trans women are women, trans man are men And I'll break your fucking skull if I say it again Because Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists Are Secret White Supremacists and they can eat shit Fuck Terfs! Fuck Terfs! Fuck Terfs! But don't Have sex with them (x4) Shut up for 5 seconds and maybe you'll learn But you wanna look progressive so you're trolling with concern Transitioning helps with their mental state, But keeping things rigid helps you profit off hate You say there's two genders, well I got two fists The science is settled and it says you're full of shit You go complain to Twitter when you get called out But this ain't Twitter so everybody shout Fuck Terfs! Fuck Terfs! Fuck Terfs! But don't Have sex with them (x4) No one every gets it in one day All we're asking is for some empathy But deep down you know, It's all about the status quo That's why we gotta say "FUCK CIVILITY!" Fuck Terfs! Fuck Terfs! Fuck Terfs! But don't Have sex with them (x4) Fuck Terfs! They can go straight to hell!
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Hell Yeah 04:03
Now the danger has subsided Let us make our palms collide and We both know it's been a hell of a ride of lasers and dinos In this war we found romance To the college party where we'll dance That meteor never stood half a chance Winning's all that we know We done it well we done it great And now it's time to celebrate Hell yeah we made it out alive It's over give me a high five Hell yeah we made it out alive It's over give me a high five After all those sleepless nights Wondering if it will be all right Hopin' they'd pay a visit to the site where we can be heroes If only for that just one day This tale of bravery a- will be played Throughout it all we were never dismayed Even when the scores were zero We done it well we done it great And now it's time to celebrate Hell yeah we made it out alive It's over give me a high five Hell yeah we made it out alive It's over give me a high five Partied hard and I've passed the class Heroes died but we kicked some ass Playin' invisiball was a blast Robots lamented of their past Maybe I should have stopped drinkin' All my life I have been thinkin' Why on this cliff I have been hangin' But it's all right 'cause it got me singin' Hell yeah we made it out alive It's over give me a high five Hell yeah we made it out alive It's over give me a high five
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No matter how hard we try The odds are not on our side Good thing We suck at math Before the color’s drained From our beloved plane, We’ll resist The creatures wrath Millions of eyes on their elbows and thighs, Blocking out the skies with their massive size Follow light with no fear We know our purpose here Be the roadblock In their warpath We took the oath, we chose to stay And we’ll work together to save the day Shoulder to shoulder, ready to go Like a gatewatch Super show We took the oath, We chose to stay And we’ll stop anyone that gets in our way Yeah yeah yeah Talkin’ to you, Ulamog! Some bad guys tried to kill our scene With tortured, deathly screams We had thought Our plans were botched But with the help of friends We brought him to his end With a kick To the crotch We come from different planes but our goals are the same If we put our heads together we can do anything For the sake of those who died And trhe worlds we’ve yet to find We’ll take the oath And keep watch We took the oath, we chose to stay And we’ll work together to save the day Shoulder to shoulder, ready to go Like a gatewatch Super show We took the oath, We chose to stay And we’ll stop anyone that gets in our way Yeah yeah yeah Talkin’ to you Kozilek! Kids, we come from all across this great big multiverse, And it’s up to come together and protect it! So raise your hand in the air Like you’re about to give someone a big ol High Five and say I WILL KEEP WATCH! We took the oath, we chose to stay And we’ll work together to save the day Shoulder to shoulder, ready to go Like a gatewatch Super show We took the oath, We chose to stay And we’ll stop anyone that gets in our way Yeah yeah yeah For Zendikar!
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Welcome back to the top of the pops On the Q-U-O you can never stop Let’s go and start the show Radio silence fell on deaf ears, but don’t you fear we’re always here With this band we’ll start again Live from the tower in the middle of nowhere land Sea and air we always kick out the jams. Just when you think you’ve had enough it, You’ll be lying face down in the gravel pit Boom! Pow! Smash! Get Ready for the Crash! The Bastards reunite tonight Keeping up the greatest fight. We’re everywhere, no one’s spared. When you’re feeling this kinda high Don’t surmise you’ve been lobotomized It’s fine, I’ve lost my mind Live from the tower in the middle of nowhere land Sea and air we always kick out the jams. Just when you think you’ve had enough it, You’ll be lying face down in the gravel pit Boom! Pow! Smash! Get Ready for the Crash! (Solo) Shut down other frequenceies Until all that’s left is you and me Like a twisted prophecy That’s all we’ll be And if you think you’re having none of it, You’re gonna end up face down in the gravel pit Boom! Pow! Smash! Get Ready for the Crash! Bullet to the head, won’t make you dead You just go back to making the bread I’m not a slave, I’ve just been saved. Who cares if you’ve been through hell Life is already swell, so don’t rebel Play this song, and sing along Live from the tower in the middle of nowhere land Sea and air, we’re always damned Even though I’ve already quit I’d rather be dead at the gravel pit BOOM POW SMASH! I’m ready for the crash! BOOM! POW! SMASH! CRASH!
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Hardcore Nerdcore Punk Rock is a celebration of Rhythm Bastard's 10+ year discography with a collection of live staples, Patreon exclusives, and more!

Including songs from the albums "Bastardmania", "Status Quo Radio", "Dino Hunter MD: The Sound Track", and songs that have made the rounds long before the refinement of your favorite nerdcore punk rock face melting maverick. Re-recorded, remixed and remastered, this is an anthology of nerdcore music from the past decade that shouldn't be missed.

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released July 1, 2022

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Cover art by HellBreakfast

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Rhythm Bastard makes hardcore nerdcore punk rock for fighters, furries and fanboys alike.

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