Status Quo Radio Cover Playmat

from Rhythm Bastard

Go 4-0 at your local FNM and banish your enemies to the Shadow Realm with this snazzy playmat with the cover art to Status Quo Radio!

When you tap your mana, your opponents will go, "Well, Counterspell, but DAMN I wish I had a playmat as cool as yours!". Then you flex your muscles and the card text will magically add "cannot be countered" and your opponent will be like "OH SNAP, MY DIGGETY DOG! This RHYTHM BASTARD guy must be AWESOME!" and their phone will already be loading my Bandcamp Page.

Includes unlimited streaming of Imminent Doom via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Rhythm Bastard makes hardcore nerdcore punk rock for fighters, furries and fanboys alike.


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