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Track 4 off the album "Status Quo Radio"

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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a pretty big deal with a stocked trophy shelf.
Son of a whore and a punk from the South side
I used my legs cause I never had a ride
Tried going to the major leagues
But they said they didn’t have a place for me
Now my whole town has gone to shit,
The only thing left to do was enlist.

I don’t give a damn ‘bout the minor offenses,
Cause tonight I’m swingin’ for the fences
I’m a force of nature comin’ your way
Like the Red Sox on opening day.
All I wanna do is hit that and fight
‘Cause this kid sure as hell ain’t all right.
Screwin’ up and fightin’ just for fun
I don’t have to worry cause I can always run

Corprate leaders fighting over my soul
Only point being complete control.
TV said I should rebel against the man
when he gives me all my energy in a can.
Still got my bat, yeah it’s all I need.
Now I go by mercenary creed.
At least it’s better than a 9 to 5
I’m getting high on just staying alive

I don’t give a damn ‘bout the minor offenses,
Cause tonight I’m swingin’ for the fences
I’m a force of nature comin’ your way
Like the Red Sox on opening day.
All I wanna do is hit that and fight
‘Cause this kid sure as hell ain’t all right.
Screwin’ up and fightin’ just for fun
I don’t have to worry cause I can always run

(GUITAR SOLO)

I don’t give a damn ‘bout the minor offenses,
Cause tonight I’m swingin’ for the fences
I’m a force of nature comin’ your way
Like the Red Sox on opening day.
All I wanna do is hit that and fight
‘Cause this kid sure as hell ain’t all right.
Screwin’ up and fightin’ just for fun
I don’t have to worry cause I can always run

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from Hardcore Nerdcore Punk Rock, released July 1, 2022

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