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Patreon Song #2


Shells fall as I’m slumped against the wall
Cause the diner broke out in yet another brawl
Settled down, the waitress came around and said
“Son don’t you think you should a-mosey out of town?”
Killed m’ coffee, slumped off the floor,
And before the cops came stumbled out the back door
Feelin’ fine, found an old pal o’ mine,
Said “You’re under arrest, put your hands to the sky”

Bounty’s on your head, and I took out your goons,
You’re gonna seem soon,
It’s high noon

Sun burns, but another dollars earned,
As m’ six-shooter tells me my luck is gonna turn
Cause I’m the best gunman in the west
Til a 45 hits me right in the chest

Feel sick, but my guns hammer kicks
Now he’s face down bleedin’ on Route 66
On m’ back, grabbed my bloody hole
Now the clock’s tickin’ down til the Reaper takes my soul

Breeze across my face Out here in the dunes
Momma I’ll see you soon,
It’s high noon

And I’m beggin’ for mercy, cause I’ll die in the dunes
So you better come soon,
It’s high noon

Like a bolt of lightning, I’m back to life
I hear from the heavens “Heroes Never Die”

My angel flies away, I hope to see her soon
Til then it’s the saloon,
It’s high noon


from Hardcore Nerdcore Punk Rock, released July 1, 2022


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