I Want To F​-​-​k Krampus For Christmas

by Rhythm Bastard

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A song about love on Christmas.

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Well it’s Christmas time and I’m feeling low,
It’s been a few years since that holiday snow
So I look out my window with a heavy sigh,
Wishing for that special thing to get me by
No I don’t want presents underneath my tree
Or Santa coming inside my Chimeney
Not a brand new car or a Diamond Ring,
This year I want one special thing

I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
I want to clap his cryptid cheeks
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
So I can pound him into next week

His bringing his whip and he’s bag,
I’ll bring my collar and my ball gag
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas

Half goat, half demon and all that I need,
I take my eggnog with a shot of his seed
When his buff furry body’s pressed up against mine,
It puts me in the mood for that bump and grind
Sure I might have made the naughty list,
But an ass like that, man who can resist?
Santa’s gonna get me a lump of coal
Who cares when his hooves’ on my North Pole

I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
I want that all night Yuletide Fling
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
And give his Jingle Bells a ring

I’ll grab his horns and give him a ride
Cause I’ve got a chimney he can come inside
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas

Maybe afterwards he’ll wanna spend the night
There’s no snow outside but we’ll still make this Christmas white
Maybe he can stick around and celebrate New Year’s Day
And then the Easter Bunny can join us for a three way

I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
I want that taste if demon dick
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas
Give that candy cane a lick

Don’t really care if I go to hell
I know tonight I’m sleeping well
I want to fuck Krampus for Christmas

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released December 27, 2019
All music done my Rhythm Bastard

Artwork done by Jesse Davis: twitter.com/wornsword

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Rhythm Bastard West Palm Beach, Florida

Rhythm Bastard comes to each show armed with his guitar, his laptop bandmate, and an eclectic mix of punk, garage rock and filk, ready to please hipsters and headbangers everywhere. His song "Hell Yeah" from his previous album is available for the video game Rock Band 3, his music can be seen in the internet series "Dino Hunter MD". ... more

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