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Inspired by the Hour Of Devastation set for the card game Magic The Gathering.

lyrics

BOLAS:
And so, it begins
Your God-Pharoh has arrived
You've all scurried like obedient little insects
The Hour of Devastation is at hand!

BASTARD:
A reckoning approaches
The gates open to my new era
My laughter echoes
No one will hear your cries

Every dream is a nightmare
Behold my grandeur
Bow your allegiance to true power

CHORUS:
May his return come quickly
And we found worthy!

BASTARD:
This is what glory looks
I'm starting to enjoy myself
Pain is an illusion
The dunes smell spilled blood

The soul of this world is gone
And I will kill it again
What's yours is mine
This world belongs to me

CHORUS:
May his return come quickly
And we found worthy!

BOLAS:
For you, the day Bolas came to your plane
Was the most important day of your life
But for me, it was Tuesday
I have created entire worlds
And extinguished twice as many

BASTARD:
Power without equal
Because I've willed it
The mighty will fall
There is no refuge

My forces are endless
Pay tribute to me
When will you learn?
Know evil

CHORUS:
May his return come quickly
And we found worthy!
May his return come quickly
And we found worthy!

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from Hardcore Nerdcore Punk Rock, released July 1, 2022
Bolas voice by Regula for the audio drama "Voice Of All"

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