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Inspired by the Oath Of The Gatewatch set for the card game Magic The Gathering.

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No matter how hard we try
The odds are not on our side
Good thing
We suck at math

Before the color’s drained
From our beloved plane,
We’ll resist
The creatures wrath

Millions of eyes on their elbows and thighs,
Blocking out the skies with their massive size

Follow light with no fear
We know our purpose here
Be the roadblock
In their warpath

We took the oath, we chose to stay
And we’ll work together to save the day
Shoulder to shoulder, ready to go
Like a gatewatch
Super show
We took the oath, We chose to stay
And we’ll stop anyone that gets in our way
Yeah yeah yeah

Talkin’ to you, Ulamog!


Some bad guys tried to kill our scene
With tortured, deathly screams
We had thought
Our plans were botched

But with the help of friends
We brought him to his end
With a kick
To the crotch

We come from different planes but our goals are the same
If we put our heads together we can do anything

For the sake of those who died
And trhe worlds we’ve yet to find
We’ll take the oath
And keep watch


We took the oath, we chose to stay
And we’ll work together to save the day
Shoulder to shoulder, ready to go
Like a gatewatch
Super show
We took the oath, We chose to stay
And we’ll stop anyone that gets in our way
Yeah yeah yeah

Talkin’ to you Kozilek!

Kids, we come from all across this great big multiverse,
And it’s up to come together and protect it!
So raise your hand in the air
Like you’re about to give someone a big ol High Five and say
I WILL KEEP WATCH!

We took the oath, we chose to stay
And we’ll work together to save the day
Shoulder to shoulder, ready to go
Like a gatewatch
Super show
We took the oath, We chose to stay
And we’ll stop anyone that gets in our way
Yeah yeah yeah

For Zendikar!

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from Hardcore Nerdcore Punk Rock, released July 1, 2022

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Rhythm Bastard makes hardcore nerdcore punk rock for fighters, furries and fanboys alike.

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