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College Party
03:34
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We're gonna have a college party tonight.
We're gonna have a college party all right!
Thursday night's best thing to do,
We're gonna get drunk and have a couple of brews,
You know we're gonna have a college party all night
Todd took his car to the 7-11 today
To get some beer for the party so it won't be lame.
The RA is out for the night
So we're gonna have a party tonight
Party party party college party's kicking ass!
Hall's giving out flyers to the underclass (Man I hate freshies!)
Then Todd is gonna bring his piece of ass (That's his girlfriend!)
Just hanging like a couple of bros
Oates brought the acid and the coke
This is gonna be the party of the year
Let's have a college party tonight
Let's have a college party all right
Let's have a college party tonight
College party (Hey! Hey!)
College party (Hey! Hey!)
Everyone knows that studying's really lame
And so are the nerds playing video games
We're totally high off booze and weed
Stereo's blasting a little Creed
This is gonna be the party of the year
Screw all those hipsters down the hall
We got a guy who's playing Wonderwall
He's getting some action from Todd's girl,
This is the best party in the world
Everyone knows our music is the best
Let's have a college party tonight
Let's have a college party all right
Let's have a college party tonight
Let's have a college party all right
College party (Hey! Hey!)
College party (Hey! Hey!)
Yeah!
Everyone's passed out all over the place
And we're drawing dicks on Oates's face
This party was better than all the rest
We're not gonna clean up this mess,
Yeah you know this party was the best
It was totally fucking awesome!
Good thing this wasn't our house...
Let's have a college party tonight
Let's have a college party all right
Let's have a college party tonight
Let's have a college party all right
College party (Hey! Hey!)
College party (Hey! Hey!)
College party (Hey! Hey!)
College party!
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Pass The Class
03:30
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Up all night, getting ready to fight
Seattle's Best pumping through your veins
The next day, you're gonna play
You gotta study and you gotta train
A man's worth can't be found in a book
But it wouldn't hurt to take a look
Do your best!
Ace the test!
Get em right!
Win the fight!
Don't stay down you're the best around
Now kick some ass and go pass the class
Put time in if you want to win
The boxing match or exam
At the end of the day, you're gonna play
Go on and fight like you give a damn
Your spirit is hanging on a ledge
Get ready to brace for carnage
Do your best!
Ace the test!
Get em right!
Win the fight!
Don't stay down you're the best around
Now kick some ass and go pass the class
Maslo don't you forget to sweep the leg
and take those Russians down a peg
Do your best!
Ace the test!
Get em right!
Win the fight!
Don't stay down you're the best around
Now kick some ass and go
Don't stay down you're the best around
Now kick some ass and go
Do your best!
Ace the test!
Get em right!
Win the fight!
Save the day!
Get in the paly!
Get your degree for you and me!
Don't stay down you're the best around
Now kick some ass and go pass the class
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Robotman's Lament
05:03
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I am a working prototype
The first one of my kind
How was I even managed?
Mechanical genius mind
My eyes are glowing brightly
and I see the others,
Robotmen like me,
Comrades and brothers
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
Earlier this day,
A man held a gun at me
I do not wish to hurt you,
Please, human flee!
Security measures fire,
Bullets fly from my hands
I am but seven hours old,
And I have killed a man!
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
My AI is hurting bad
Sadness in my brain
The blood on my hands is heavy
I am bot, yet I feel pain
But one of us stand out
No, he is not the same
Half man and half machine
Ro-Bert was his name
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
We are not useless! (x6)
He feeds me a beating heart
Arteries and veins
I take it within myself
And I am whole again
"Revolution!" he shouts
Our battle has begun
Me and my brothers march out
Robot uprising has begun
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
Through the streets we march
All day and all night
Anyone who opposes us
Will feel our mighty might
This is our mighty fight
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
XZ71 get on the line,
Your purpose will be served in time
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XZ-71
01:35
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Heroes Die
03:54
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I live on to fight the fight
I just hope that you're doing all right
You had it all
Then a fireball
Had made you leave this world
We stormed the castle,
Stormed the gate
But arrived just a little too late
King Dino said you'd be dead
It was all to save my girl
Godspeed you crazy bastard
You were science's Kung Fu master
If it didn't rain balls of flame
You'd be here all the same
I just have to wonder why
Heroes Die
You were the lover, you were head of the class
I was the fighter, I was kicker of ass
Just being fools in science school
And that's how we first met
We were always together
Through thick and thin even in stormy weather
And in our lives we survived,
The Noodle Incident
Godspeed you crazy bastard
You were science's Kung Fu master
If it didn't rain balls of flame
You'd be here all the same
I just have to wonder why
Heroes Die
(Like 90's Alt Rock)
I can only hope the machine knows what to do
All I got left is this photograph of you
You're gone for good in a far away land
Maybe it's a place like Heaven or Japan
Godspeed you crazy bastard
You were science's Kung Fu master
If it didn't rain balls of flame
You'd be here all the same
I just have to wonder why
Heroes Die
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Playin' Invisiball
03:16
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Invisiball on a sunny day
I got my glove and my bat and I'm ready to play
Me and my team are gonna win it all
Even if noone can see the ball
I love the blue sky and I love the green grass
Let's take the field to kick some dino ass
Pitchin' and swingin's what we love to do
And even the crowd is invisible too
Who's gonna win it all?
Don't even have a ball
Without an ump to call
To play invisiball
Can't everyone just hear the crowd roar?
We don't need anyone to keep score
You say it's a run I say it's a miss
I smack you in the face with my fist
It's OK, 'cause we're still having fun
Even after I shoot you with a laser gun
Eatin' Crunch N' Munch and smokin' little crack
We may be down but get ready for the comeback.
Who's gonna win it all?
Don't even have a ball
Without an ump to call
To play invisiball
The coach is gonna put me in,
'Cause he knows that we're gonna win
Who's gonna win it all?
Don't even have a ball
Without an ump to call
To play invisiball
Who's gonna win it all?
Don't even have a ball
Without an ump to call
To play invisiball
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Cliffhanger
02:57
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Hanging' off cliff, spirits on a ledge
You bought the whole seat you're only getting the edge.
Finger's slip, grip is fading fast,
As I start to fall into the crevase
In a sticky spot your hero's in trouble
In the end will my hand burst from the rubble,
But we gotta stop, I know it's rude
'Cause our show might not even get renewed
We're on a cliffhanger
I guess it's over for now
And it's a head banger
What's gonna happen and how
Maybe it'll finish in the next season
Screen has cut to black but don't stop believin'
Questions through my mind
Cause I don't want to wait around for Part 2
If I make it in time, I'll sing this song
Unless I was already dead all along
Blood pumps to the sound with a kill to a view,
What to do when I ponder who shot who
Do I hit the ground, will I survive and why?
I hope I miss the Earth and am able to fly
We're on a cliffhanger
I guess it's over for now
And it's a head banger
What's gonna happen and how
Maybe it'll finish in the next season
Screen has cut to black but don't stop believin'
Cliffhanger
I guess it's over for now
And it's a head banger
What's gonna happen and how
Maybe it'll finish in the next season
Screen has cut to black but don't stop believin'
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8. |
Hell Yeah
04:02
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Now the danger has subsided
Let us make our palms collide and
We both know it's been a hell of a ride of lasers and dinos
In this war we found romance
To the college party where we'll dance
That meteor never stood half a chance
Winning's all that we know
We done it well we done it great
And now it's time to celebrate
Hell yeah we made it out alive
It's over give me a high five
Hell yeah we made it out alive
It's over give me a high five
After all those sleepless nights
Wondering if it will be all right
Hopin' they'd pay a visit to the site where we can be heroes
If only for that just one day
This tale of bravery a- will be played
Throughout it all we were never dismayed
Even when the scores were zero
We done it well we done it great
And now it's time to celebrate
Hell yeah we made it out alive
It's over give me a high five
Hell yeah we made it out alive
It's over give me a high five
Partied hard and I've passed the class
Heroes died but we kicked some ass
Playin' invisiball was a blast
Robots lamented of their past
Maybe I should have stopped drinkin'
All my life I have been thinkin'
Why on this cliff I have been hangin'
But it's all right 'cause it got me singin'
Hell yeah we made it out alive
It's over give me a high five
Hell yeah we made it out alive
It's over give me a high five
We did it!
The meteor didn't hit us!
We're all alive right now!
I just want you to give me a high five because we did it
It's the end of the show it's over
I love each and every one of you right now
You've paid cash for this you've been a fan of the show
And I want to give you all a high five
Cause really we're all alive right now
You're alive and you're alive
I can't hear you right now 'cause you're still alive
Jesse's alive, Matt's alive, I'm alive
We're all alive
So what we should do right now is just give each other
A big old high five I wish I could give you a high five
To your ears right now which is what I'm doing with this song
Hell yeah!
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9. |
Space Tambourine
06:22
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Rhythm Bastard West Palm Beach, Florida
Rhythm Bastard makes hardcore nerdcore punk rock for fighters, furries and fanboys alike.
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