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The Dickpuncher

by Rhythm Bastard

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Inspired by Marc With A C's Dickpuncher 3: The Dickening, comes the GRITTY REBOOT!

Patreon Song #5

lyrics

Head to toe in black leather,
The Dickpuncher rules the night
With grim determination,
He's aching for a fight
Frowning over a cityscape
As bodies hit the bricks
He leaps into action,
To punch some fuckers in the dick!

Dickpuncher!
He'll annihilate your crotch!
Dickpuncher!
Snapping necks and breaking cocks!
Dickpuncher!
If you do wrong he'll slug your dong
Turn your taint in to red paint,
It's the first of a brand new universe,
Dickpuncher!

His childhood's real tragic
Full of murder and rape
We swear to God he's a hero
Even though he's filled with hate
The wrong kid died, it cost him an eye
Got an eyepatch made of steel
An ex-marine, his skills obscene
Rage is all he feels!

Dickpuncher!
He'll annihilate your crotch!
Dickpuncher!
Snapping necks and breaking cocks!
Dickpuncher!
If you do wrong he'll slug your dong
Turn your taint in to red paint,
It's the first of a brand new universe,
Dickpuncher!

Then he finds his nemesis,
To find they're both the same
The ending's got more CGI,
Than a AAA video game
Bad guys cock, gets knocked clean off
To avenge his parents death
Stay after the credits,
To find what happens next!

Dickpuncher!
He'll annihilate your crotch!
Dickpuncher!
Snapping necks and breaking cocks!
Dickpuncher!
If you do wrong he'll slug your dong
Turn your taint in to red paint,
It's the first of a brand new universe,
Dickpuncher!

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released October 6, 2023

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Rhythm Bastard makes hardcore nerdcore punk rock for fighters, furries and fanboys alike.

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