Name: Welcome To The Family
Duration: P00H03M19S
Description: Don't worry kid, the Family will take care of you, just sign on the dotted line.

Welcome To The Family

by Rhythm Bastard

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Don't worry kid, the Family will take care of you, just sign on the dotted line.

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Spats on the concrete and a toothpick in my mouth
Looking for the nightclub, take the railway headed south
But if you're looking for action
I've got the place for you

Little cabaret, where the songbirds come to croon
Food cooked to perfection, halo rains like a monsoon
And when your money runs out
Just do a favor or two

Welcome to the family, son
Don't regret what you've just done
Welcome to the family boy!
You're now stuck in our employ

Keep your glass under the font
Take what you can by gun
Angels know just what you want
But demons get it done

A Bad spin on the wheel becomes
A worse turn of a deal and it's so unreal
How easily I'm brought to heel
To lie, cheat and steal

Dreaded demons in my head
the credit owed, greed that's bred within
my soul to serve 'til dead
Please rip my ledger all to shreds!

Welcome to the family, son
Don't regret what you've just done
Welcome to the family boy!
You're now stuck in our employ

Keep your glass under the font
Take what you can by gun
Angels know just what you want
But demons get it done

Suit's not yet tailored, but at least it's crip and pressed
They won't mind the bloodstains, so long you're nicely dressed
Just keep following orders
We'll be running wthis town

You'll be eating nightly in boss's penthouse suite
Roasted succulent flesh, bone falling off the meat
Better watch where you're stepping,
It's a long way down!

Welcome to the family, son
Don't regret what you've just done
Welcome to the family boy!
You're now stuck in our employ

Keep your glass under the font
Take what you can by gun
Angels know just what you want
But demons get it done

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released May 6, 2023
Written and Performed by Rhythm Bastard
Violin by Nat
Trumpet by Kubi The Bunny

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